Carrot Cake

I really hate carrot cake. I went to a wedding back in October, and there was this gorgeous cake. It was white with decorative flowers and icing worthy of Martha Stewart. When I finally got my piece of cake I looked down and what do I see? carrot cake. Carrot Cake? Are you screwing with me? Number one, carrot cake is only enjoyed by the very, very elderly. Number two, who forces the poor innocent guests of their wedding to eat carrot cake? Everyone at the wedding looked grim as they were forced to swallow a few bites just to be polite. As the bride later asked if I had enjoyed the cake, I faked a smile and said it was delicious as I wished for nothing more than a simple piece of chocolate cake and a single scoop of vanilla ice cream. Furthermore, carrots are a vegetable. Vegetables are NOT for dessert! It's like "okay kids if you eat your vegetables you can have dessert!" and what's for dessert? More vegetables? No, that would be screwed up! So, I plead to those few carrot cake lovers out there, don't make the rest of us eat your awful dessert. Please?