3-4

Have you ever woken up after a night of awesome only to find yourself asking "Why the hell was that so funny last night?" Well, after almost no research what so ever I have developed a theory. I'm pretty sure that if you are awake between the hours of 3 and 4 in the morning you have an 81% chance of finding absolutely everything hysterical. We've all experienced this hour and unfortunately this side effect is very hard to avoid, so I've come up with the following guideline of how to avoid making this hour worse than it has to be
1. Don't watch T.V. You will inevitably end up watching some terrible movie on Showtime, but of course you will think its the best thing in the world until you see it again at a normal time. 2. Don't go online shopping. Every single t-shirt that you would normally pass by without a second glance is a must have because you think it's hysterical at this hour. So in other words, avoid Zazzle. 3. Try to avoid any unnecessary contact with other people. If you do attempt to engage in a conversation, you will undoubtably end up laughing at something till one of two liquids exits the body only to wonder said question the next morning.
I hope this helps with surviving the late night to early morning transition.