Being the huge Harry Potter nerd I am, I was determined to work it in to this post. Several girls pretend to be Harry in the beginning of the 7th book using the polyjuice potion.

I wasn't a huge fan of Shakespeare in Love, but you do have to give it credit for having a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl.

If you get a chance to, read this article. It is one of the most hysterical things ever. Really? I mean, how do you not know? Seriously! It's like a TLC show packed into a magazine article, and is another fabulous example of a girl pretending to be a guy.

Jesus V. Snooki

While par-oozing facebook, I noticed that one of my friends had become a fan of both Snooki and Jesus Christ. Now, I'm not the least bit religious and I still find this disturbing. You can't become a fan of any biblical figure and the Jersey Shore star who recently was arrested, while wearing a shirt that said 'slut'. It's just not right. Perhaps the most disturbing part is that he became a fan of them consecutively. What, so he was thinking "okay I like Jesus, who else do I like... Snooki!!!" No. Just no.

Confessions of a Karaoke Singer.

Is it sad that the people who host karaoke at TGIF's know me by name? Maybe you think so, but I think it's magical. Okay, so maybe it's not that special. But it's still nice to be appreciated even in little ways like that. The thing about karaoke is, it never neglects to make me feel awesome. Even if my voice cracks. Even though I can only sing 4 songs before sounding like a whale who lost its mate. Even though I probably sound like a total douche right now. We all have something like this, something that makes you feel like your worth something. Something that makes you feel like you can mesmerize even the sharpest of minds with your insane powers. Something that we turn to, time and time again, so that we can be awesome.

I've got elegance.

Instead of the usual late night fiasco of me finding terrible music bought on my itunes the next morning, this morning I woke up with "We've got Elegance" in my head. For you non-musical whizz's this is from the classic musical Hello Dolly. Now I'm pretty sure I fell asleep watching this last night. But I woke up in my room, and I fell asleep on the couch. Now I'm randomly bursting into song, making everyone around me think I have musical turrets. Anyway, watching musical's late at night makes them seem much more realistic. Plus, I dreamt in song last night. If you ever saw the musical episode of Even Stevens it was strangely similar to that.

BEST. PICTURE. EVER.

There is very little that would make this picture more awesome. It's got everything from Joe Biden, to a Spaceship!!!!! I highly recommend photoshop as a pastime. BEST. PICTURE. EVER.